This HUGE website was engendered on the HUGE sacred date of May 5, 2012. The Creators of HUGE Idea Movement 2012 are HUGE avid thinkers who sought out a HUGE and efficient database for HUGE ideas with HUGE implications--yes, they believe in this HUGE website as well as its limitless HUGE potential of a long-term impact on this impoverished and unjust and HUGE world.
This HUGE website began auspiciously in objection to the UNHUGE UVa Big (a.k.a. UNHUGE) Idea website that UVa's Student Council began in order to address big, although UNHUGE, issues. The Forefathers of UVa HUGE Idea Movement 2012 were appalled by this HUGE belittlement of the UVa student body, for they pondered among themselves:
"Are we merely 'big'? This is a HUGE atrocity! Why must we be limited to a finite capacity of cognitive ability and philosophical contribution? First, Title 9... now... this? How dare the Student Council put us in a HUGE box and pejoratively taunt our ability! This is a HUGE injustice that demands HUGE retribution--not, however, of anger and lamentation but of HUGE hope and HUGENESS. Furthermore, this HUGE retaliation demands the utmost consideration, tenacity, assiduity, and HUGENESS, for the Fathers of the HUGE Idea Movement 2012 will not permit Mr. Edgar Allan Poe's university to be HUGELY tainted via these gerrymandering elected officials that we call 'Student Council.'"
After pondering this HUGE disgrace, the Engenderers of HUGE Idea Movement 2012 were distraught and hopeless, pleading for a HUGE sign. Then, all of a sudden, the HUGELY great and awesome Don Cheadle came down from his HUGE and glorious throne of fame and luxury and HUGENESS with the sole intention of journeying to Princeton Review's most highly ranked and HUGEST university: the HUGE University of Virginia.
Contrary to the vast and HUGE majority of Don Cheadle's endeavors, this one yielded HUGELY fruitful. More specifically, as he was exiting the local Seven Eleven with a HUGE case a PBR and a pack of Newport Menthols in pursuance of his HUGE lifelong aspiration to streak the lawn, the Forefathers noticed his HUGE, buff, shredded, and yoked torso from the adjacent, onlooking street. Knowing that they were predestined to meet this man of HUGE fame and authority, the Creators--although slightly intoxicated--commanded for the HUGE Trinity Irish Pub Bus to pull in to the infamous Big Gulp and slushie joint, the HUGE Seven Eleven.
In response to the HUGE and sudden screeching of tires, Don Cheadle--as flummoxed as a penguin at a HUGE tuxedo rental outlet--accidentally mistook the HUGE bright lights of the HUGE sturdy bus as a place of safety, leading to his quick, painless death of which later landed his perfectly sculpted, yet dismembered, body free, unabated, and HUGE admittance in Mr. Poe's University. As it turns out, getting hit by a HUGE bus only entails free tuition if that bus is, indeed, the HUGE Trinity Irish Pub Bus.
Anyway, after the Forefathers witnessed this HUGELY disgusting and horrendous and HUGE event, they quickly ran to the HUGE beautiful black body, noticing a piece of paper in Cheadle's HUGE left hand, which turned out to be a HUGE receipt. However, five HUGE minutes later, the Greats saw another obscure and HUGE object protruding from his frocket (meaning frat pocket and/or front pocket for any of you not-frat, UNHUGE GDIs reading this). This object was a HUGE iPhone of which was currently on the iCalender app, which displayed Cheadle's intended plans of HUGENESS for the night: "pre-game, go to bars, dance floor makeout with a HUGE sorority chick, streak the lawn, and--lastly--inform the struggling students trying to battle the university-wide issues of HUGE injustice and tyranny to #thinkHUGE..." (Remember, at this time, the groundbreaking, awesome, HUGE idea of HUGE Idea Movement 2012 was not yet revealed to the Forefathers.)
After the Creators glanced at his HUGE schedule, they HUGELY applauded his intentions to experience the university in its HUGENESS and fullness; however, at the time, they were still HUGELY overwhelmed by the HUGE problems of the university. Then, after getting back on the HUGE Trinity Irish Pub Bus to head back home, the Forefathers had a HUGE epiphany, which was none less than to #thinkHUGE. Surely, Don Cheadle's HUGE spirit of HUGE brilliance and enlightenment must have overtaken the Forefathers' HUGE souls for them to achieve a moment of clarity of such HUGE magnitude and force. However, the notion seemed HUGELY unlikely. Rather, the Forefathers were simply HUGELY brilliant and enlightened themselves, well equipped with the HUGE intellect and rationale of a penguin at a HUGE rental tuxedo outlet.
Thus... it happened. This HUGE idea of utter and HUGE brilliance compelled the Forefathers to HUGELY respond to the Student Council's HUGELY unjust and tyrannical actions of requesting "big" ideas of students via creating a HUGE website of HUGELY limitless potential and macroscopic implications of which the student body of Mr. Poe's University could submit HUGE ideas. Immediately, the HUGE Idea Movement 2012 HUGELY manifested itself among the Greats and spread HUGELY and relentlessly throughout the HUGE university.
This is how the HUGENESS began. The HUGEST movement of all movements. Don Cheadle, the Forefathers are forever in your debt. May we, as the HUGE university community, take part in HUGE Idea Movement 2012, not simply as students but as HUGE visionaries, promoting the HUGE ideals of the HUGE Mr. Edgar Allan Poe to all ends of this HUGE earth.